So, my friend, Alissa, has a huge, foam "T" in her classroom. It's a prop for a play, but it's green, so we had joked about decorating it up as a "Christmas T."
I snuck into her room while she was out, covered it with cutout pears, and stuck a picture of Danny Bonaduce on it. Now it's "A Partridge in a Pear T." Get it?!?!? A Partridge? In a pear "T"???
Thanks, I'm here all week. Tip your bartenders.